It's time to get laid, people of the internet! Or actually, do the laying if we're being technical... but either way, I have some downloads for anyone interested in this fun Christmas activity. I wrote a post all about the origins of the 12 Lays of Christmas last year, so I won't cover everything again (just link back and read it if you're confused at all. And also here is a recap of some thoughts about how last year's went!)
This year instead of emailing me directly, all you have to do is click over to this site, enter your email, and then you'll be given a "download" to all of the poems. (The only reason you have to enter an email is to keep a little bit of "secrecy" to the poems instead of making them a free for all. Your email isn't saved anywhere. Also, this will NOT work on a cell phone because it's a .zip file.) I've included the 2012 poems as well as new 2013 poems - so there are plenty of choices! Technically you should give 12 poems - so 1 half page poem for the first day, 10 regular poems of your choice, and then 1 half page poem for the last day (of which there are two options.) Once you see all the PDFs it should be pretty easy to understand. Lots of options, ladies! Lots of dirty poems! I hope they make you laugh and blush and get excited to get it on with your husband.
Glad we're friends :)
So click here (from a COMPUTER to download & print, not a phone) and then you'll be on your way! And feel free to share this with anyone you know... because I said it last year and I'll say it again, I believe intimacy in a marriage is very important and I truly believe in healthy marriages and families and really really want good ones to exist. And if getting more people laid this Christmas helps in any way, then it's my duty to help. So let's do this! But please do it with love. Relationships are fragile and need to be handled with love.
If you have any good stories, I'll most likely do a "recap" post again, and would love to hear how it went the 2nd year for you vets or how it was received as a first time gift. Email me if you're a sharer and we can laugh together!
Glad we're friends :)
May all your lays be merry and bright! Merry Christmas!